Casturbation

This week we come up with a pitch for a porno but we find out it already exists. David berates Michael for trying to one up his jokes poorly, and eventually the episode devolves into Michael telling David to do different impersonations.

 

This week we have a great pitch but describing it here would ruin it so some other topics include: Michael thinks more people need to be drawn and quartered; and who is the guy who stabbed Jesus?

This week David introduces Michael to The Secret and they laugh at the plight of the people who left positive Amazon reviews.

This week we explore the possibility of Russia nuking itself and also several new business ventures including a BBQ Brothel and a trauma simulator.

We talk about morbid stuff again, what a surprise.  Also, Fred Durst is a traitor to Ukraine.

This week David proposes a business idea for the right wing equivalent of the Lifetime channel and also proposes the TSA lock up sovereign citizens in Guantanamo Bay.  Michael just accuses David of being a hateful individual the entire time.

This week David recalls the experience in Corporate America where their careers burned hot and fast but it all came crashing down when Michael screwed up everything (as usual) so they are starting a Patreon.

This week we are pitching Corporate America our restaurant Taco Guapo and the potential use of the McChicken as a form of stable currency.  P.S. Joe Rogan shot Bambi's mom.

This week we talk about death yet again so just assume we're talking about that every week and we wait until the end of the episode to come up with a pitch but it's worth the wait.

This week we uncover the dark origins of the Pillsbury Doughboy and Michael says he would fight Helen Keller.