Casturbation

This week we talk about things that happened last week because we recorded it last week, so we only cover Betty White and John Madden's deaths, Saget wasn't dead yet.

This week we struggle to come up with a movie pitch so instead David calls out Michael for his limited comedic range and Michael calls out David for his connections to the underworld.

Once again, it's total chaos here at Casturbation like a tornado which is a tasteless simile but no one ever accused us of having taste.  In fact, no one has even talked to us, Hollywood producers aren't taking our calls.

This week we decide to look at the news and we discover that everyone cool is dead or going to die but that is okay because we have uncovered the real after-life.

Michael reveals his hatred for Tom Hanks, David professes his love for his son Chet, and they both uncover a conspiracy to bring about the apocalypse.  David also gives his pitch for a reboot of The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen.

This week David defends the honor of Lethal Weapon 4 against Michael's onslaught of criticism.  They also struggle to come up with a pitch for a new spin on Ninja Warrior that nobody asked for.