Casturbation

This week we do some heavy review review about the 90s movies Gods and Monsters, Final Destination, and Idle Hands.

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This week we talk about ghosts and review the reviews for Trap then I just rant about the MCU for the last 20 minutes or so.

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This week we talk about nothing important again and Michael reveals through his 'Twisters' review sadistic tendencies towards cattle.

 

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This week we talk about nothing important and we further explore a cryptid cinematic universe

 

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This week it's all horror movies as we apparently forgot to make any jokes. I really just need to start a Letterboxd account.

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Casturbation returns and I introduce Michael to The Pounder and Viper, the greatest rapper of all time.

 

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I try to convince Michael to go see Bullet Train and we read some audience reviews but ultimately I failed because we still haven't seen it.

We're back again with a decent pitch and significant amount of arguing and projection from Michael which is really the war for the podcast's soul spilling over into the recording.

We are back again and this week it mostly us talking about space and wondering if Jesus knows the equation for dark matter.  We also invent a game mixing movie director's styles with movies they didn't direct.

Casturbation is back with riveting discussion of the Johnny Depp/Amber Herd trial and Vince Vaughn's recent filmography, but also pitch a remake of 'Do The Right Thing' set in biblical times and a modern take on 'The Passion of the Christ'.